Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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