Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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