you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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