Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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