I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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