New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There are leaves in my underwear?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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