You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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