Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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