Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He has the fingertips of a God
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