wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A bitchslap is in order.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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