Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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