Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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