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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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