yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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