Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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