I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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