I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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