FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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