Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he's gonorrhea incarnate
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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