How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The adults are the big ones right?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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