Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Everything about him screamed your future.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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