i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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