We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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