I wanna bring you to show and tell
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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