he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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