My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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