chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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