office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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