are you still at the devil's house?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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