everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?