i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from