I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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