I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens