I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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