im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Randomize
