The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
my liver is dry heaving
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