it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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