I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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