this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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