I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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