i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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