A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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