Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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