I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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