spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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