Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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