do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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