Pants 0. Shit 1.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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