Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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