How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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