Define "chronic" masturbator.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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