That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Green mimosas i think yes
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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