i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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