Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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