I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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