We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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