I'm eating all of the evidence.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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